kids and sanity continued

Quess i hit the wrong button

Well I am pretty sure the woman at the window heard what he said. Stinking Doctor Suess and all his fat, thin books Hop on Pop books.

How bout the time when he was really little, 18 months or so(he started talking at 10 months) when we encountered a midget(little person) at Best Buy. He said, "What's that man momma?" While I was trying to think of an appropriate response he made his own conclusion and said,"Baby Man." at the top of his lungs. Yep could have done without that one.

Alright this one actually got published in a local magazine called Parent Wise because it was too funny not to publish, but he was barely walking. My friend was pregnant with her child and they are almost exactly two years apart. We were at her baby shower. There sits a girl flaunting her rolls in her low rise pants. My son was wondering around eating one of those party mints. All the sudden he discovered a crack and you could really see the wheels turning( i wish i had a video tape) he thought he had discovered the greatest place for his mint. Sure enough he went over there and tried to stuff his slimy, sticky hands down her pants. She came up out of the chair screaming and I nearly peed my pants laughing. Never a dull moment.

My little Rose is just coming into herself and I look forward to seeing her personality blossom. Already I see her get really mad at my son when he takes something from her. She screams and sometimes tries to bite. And is just really starting to get a personality. So I will try to take the time and at least blog on days that crazy stuff happens.